Wouldn't be complete without--

... Octopus. That's right. You dig this, of course. How could you not? It is an octopus. Clearly my favorite subject matter, besides crows. And noses.

One day I will draw the perfect octopus, and then it will be tattooed on my naked body forever. One day.

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This whole post is weird. I'm kinda weird. Weirdo.